Student had the best response when a teacher questioned her drawing

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Kids come up with the funniest things.

Young kids can be incredibly funny. They tell the truth without holding back, and they’re not concerned about hurting anyone’s feelings. They say what’s on their mind and often surprise us with clever responses that leave us at a loss for words.

Here are a few of the top kids’ responses that will make you smile and remind you why we adore them.

1.

The teacher watched her students draw in class. She went to see what each child was creating. When she reached a girl focused on her drawing, she inquired about the artwork.

The girl responded, “I’m sketching a portrait of God.”

The teacher stopped and mentioned, “However, nobody can say for certain what God’s appearance is like.”

The girl didn’t pause or stop drawing when she answered, “They’ll be here soon.”

2.

The young girl was having a conversation with her teacher about whales.The teacher claimed that a whale could never swallow a human because, despite being a huge mammal, its throat was too tiny.

The young girl said that Jonah was eaten by a big fish.

The teacher repeated that it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human, feeling annoyed.

The young girl exclaimed, ‘Once I reach heaven, I’ll inquire about Jonah.’

The teacher inquired, “What would happen if Jonah went to hell?”

The young girl responded, ‘Well, why don’t you ask him?’

3.

The Sunday school teacher talked about the Ten Commandments with her young students. She explained how important it is to respect parents. Then she asked if there was a commandment about how to treat siblings.

The eldest boy in the family quickly responded, “You must not take a life.”

4.

Once upon a time, a young girl sat and observed her mother washing the dishes at the kitchen sink. All of a sudden, she spotted a few strands of white hair amidst her mother’s brown locks. The girl gazed at her mother and curiously questioned, “Mom, why do you have some white hairs?” Her mother responded, “Whenever you do something wrong that makes me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The young girl pondered the news for a moment before asking her mother, “Mommy, why are ALL of grandma’s hairs white?”

5.

The teacher was explaining how blood circulates in the body.
He attempted to clarify the situation by stating, “Listen up, everyone. If I were to stand on my head, the blood would flow towards it, causing my face to become red.”

“Yes, sir,” the class said.

Why doesn’t the blood flow into my feet when I’m standing up straight?

Bobby shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

6.

Kids stood in a row in the school cafeteria for lunch. A bunch of apples sat at the front of the table. A note was left by the apples saying, “Just take one, God sees everything.”Walking along the line, towards the opposite side of the table, there sat a big stack of chocolate chip cookies.

A young boy left a note by the cookies saying, “Feel free to take as many as you’d like, God is keeping an eye on the apples.”

If this made you laugh, feel free to share it with your friends.

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