Jack wakes up with a black eye and hangover, finds wife’s strange note and starts to cry

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He never thought his wife would give him a letter like this…

Excessive alcohol consumption leads to negative outcomes. In reality, when individuals become intoxicated, they tend to act unpredictably and have little recollection of their actions while under the influence.

The story is about a man who was married and got extremely drunk, causing him to forget what happened the previous night.

He woke up with a bruised eye and anticipated problems with his wife, but the unexpected occurred. Discover the reason by reading the entire story.

Jack, a man who is married, wakes up feeling very hungover after a night of drinking with his friends.

He has no recollection of how he managed to get home after the party.

He curses silently, questioning his actions from the previous evening.

Jack struggled to open his eyes, and as he finally managed to do so, he noticed a pair of aspirins placed beside a glass of water on the nightstand.

Jack sits up and notices his clothes right in front of him, all fresh and neatly ironed.

After taking the aspirins, he winces upon noticing a large black eye looking back at him in the mirror in the bathroom.

He then sees a red note with hearts and a lipstick kiss from his wife on the mirror’s corner.

“Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian”

As he enters the kitchen, he discovers a delightful surprise – a hot breakfast, steaming coffee, and the morning newspaper, all ready for him. His son is already seated at the table, enjoying his meal.

Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”

The truth is revealed

“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”

Jack was so relieved that he started crying!

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